Movie remakes to terrify parents: #3.

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Unrealistic, though, because they would never get to Mars with the baby. Any sane astronaut would turn the ship around the first time they tried to change a dirty diaper in zero gravity.

Conflict avoidance.

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I know conflict avoidance isn’t a great strategy for life, but it sure helps when it comes to mealtime with tiny humans.