Tell me I’m not the only one.
Tag Archives: Rant
Gestational Diabetes + Morning Sickness = Bacon.
My first version of this diagram had no overlap between the circles, but then I remembered bacon. Ahh, bacon. I had to eat it, for the baby.
Automated phone systems + presence of toddler = fail.
So. Impossible.
Irony.
The first trimester code of silence is so miserable.
Healthy Work Environment
Sometimes one of them will shout “HUG ME” or sing “If you’re happy and you know it,” but they just won’t face the real issues here.
Micromanagement
Didn’t she read the management books? Doesn’t she know that truly effective delegation allows subordinates to make independent judgment calls?
Current events.
Newsflash: I didn’t read the news. Yes, I know I have a phone connected to the internet. I probably still didn’t read the news.
Feeding the children is so rewarding.
Every meal.
Dog owners have it good.
At least compared to wiping a one-year old’s dirty bottom while he thrashes around screaming like you’re cleaning him with bleach instead of a Sensitive Super Soft Hypoallergenic Everything-free baby wipe. All about perspective.
Mother of Three, Master of None 