See, I had nothing to worry about! Apparently empathy isn’t a thing they do yet.
After all, it’d be a real pain to change the domain name.
Did I just threaten my three-year old with diarrhea? Yes. Did she wash her hands? Also yes. Sometimes you have to speak truth to power.
You could call it “affirmation” or something; I just call it surprisingly effective.
Toddlers: Can’t consistently count to ten, but can instantly tell they need one more cheerio.
Ah…time to up the sarcasm subtlety level.
Nothing like a toddler to boost your self-esteem.
I know, I know, “Little Lion Man” with a three year old in the house is a foolish risk. But it’s such a good song!
This is actually a thing that they do. Trust me, kid, if I could really read your mind I’d spend my day doing something besides scrubbing marker off of things.