This is actually a thing that they do. Trust me, kid, if I could really read your mind I’d spend my day doing something besides scrubbing marker off of things.
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Parenting goal: achieved.
I was worried I hadn’t been singing enough Rolling Stones, but look! Sometimes persistence pays off. And then sometimes it backfires.
Micromanagement
Didn’t she read the management books? Doesn’t she know that truly effective delegation allows subordinates to make independent judgment calls?
Know Thyself
Know thyself. Mostly because thy stress level about thy children may lessen.
Toddler Interrogation Technique #1: Repetition
Never change your story. Never.
Mother of Three, Master of None 